Category: nonsense

I wrote this piece of silliness (a sort of Tolkien/Lovecraft mash-up) a while ago as a writing exercise. It's been languishing on my computer ever since. I've been getting behind on Haskell FFT stuff, so I thought I'd release it into the wild...

Well, who'd have thought it? Cut back on public services, work as hard as you can to entrench the inequalities in society that lead to unemployment, homelessness and mental illness, and what do you get? Increased suicide rates, widespread depression and suffering. But no matter.…

Trident is the UK's _independent nuclear deterrent_. Except that it isn't independent and it doesn't deter anyone. It is nuclear though, so we do have that. Apparently, Trident is our ticket to sit down with the big boys, to strut around as part of the Nuclear Club, to be on the…